Kill carrittop

Obviously part of our contact is that we can't comment on other peoples blogs... Or else they might read our blogs, learn our names, learn where we live, and come and kidnap us. But the person who "signed" the contract (lets call them pea-brain) forgot to tell me this!! So I, not knowing this very important information, made a blog and began to comment. When pea-brain saw that I had been commenting they became very mad. And they pored a whole cup of water on my head while I was typing at the computer!!!!! So I went around and erased all my comments.
I believe that a blog is for venting so I am going to vent.
Pea-brain what a fitting name!!! I would like to pouch the lights out of that Pea-brain and then I would like jump on the lights and tear them to shreds.
Thank you very much.